About “Me”
I enjoy writing to things and people who are unlikely to respond. I have been disappointing stationery since 2005 just like this, and I'm glad to have you visit! If this is your first visit to my humble blog, do check out my FAQ
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- 1000 Times No
- A Day In The Life of An Ambulance Driver
- Can’t Stop The Shutter
- Chris Gubbels’ Photography
- Error 204
- Gaper’s Block: Tastier than Portillo’s
- Gillian O’Brien Photography
- Indie Bloggers
- Jeff’s To Whom It May Concern
- McSweeny’s: Still funnier than me
- Nothing Rhymes With Lydia
- Passive Aggressive Notes
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- Stuff White People Like
- Toothpaste for Dinner
- Vonnegut’s Asshole
- We Deal In Used Food
- What We All Want
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Monthly Archives: September 2010
Dear Life’s Constants,
Everyone claims that you are only death and taxes. No matter what, you will always be a part of human existence. You are expected; You are not surprises. People will be taxed, somehow. People will die, somehow. I disagree. I believe that … Continue reading
Posted in Hate, Love, Quarter-Life Crisis
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Dear Life,
I’m afraid that I’ve taken you for granted, friend. I’m not going to do that any more. Well, alright. I’m going to try not to do that anymore. You. Life. You get in the way sometimes. But dammit, you are … Continue reading
Posted in Love
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